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quotes[0]='Eighteen holes of match or medal play will teach you more about your foe than will 18 years of dealing with him across a desk.  ~Grantland Rice'

quotes[1]='Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child.  Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.  ~John Updike'

quotes[2]='It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place this world is when one is playing golf.  ~Robert Lynd'

quotes[3]='Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.  ~A.A. Milne'

quotes[4]='Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.  ~P.G. Wodehouse'

quotes[5]='I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone\'s golf game:  it\'s called an eraser.  ~Arnold Palmer'

quotes[6]='Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course - the distance between your ears.  ~Bobby Jones'

quotes[7]='I\'m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer.  That\'s the distance my left ear is from my right.  ~Ben Crenshaw'

quotes[8]='Golf is like a love affair.  If you don\'t take it seriously, it\'s no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart.  ~Arthur Daley'

quotes[9]='Golf is a fascinating game.  It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can\'t play it.  ~Ted Ray'

quotes[10]='The number of shots taken by an opponent who is out of sight is equal to the square root of the sum of the number of curses heard plus the number of swishes.  ~Michael Green, The Art of Coarse Golf, 1975'

quotes[11]='If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.  ~Paul Gallico'

quotes[12]='The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can\'t see him laughing.  ~Phyllis Diller'


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